College football is best known for tons and tons of smack talk between fans. What fun would it be if we didn't smack talk every now and then to remind our rivals who's boss and who's better? I've seen fights between friends on who's team has the best 3rd string water boy. Ok, maybe not that but wouldn't it be great to PROVE once and for all your team is WAY better? How about instead of smack talk, we back it up with actual FACTS! I'm only going to include 2 teams that always have a fan base that talks a lot of smack but can't back it up...ever.
SO Here we go:
National Championsips:
Nebraska - 5
Missouri - 0
Colorado - 1 (5 downs? really?)
Heisman Winners:
Nebraska: 3
Missouri: 0
Colorado: 1
All-time Record:
Against Missouri - Nebraska leads the series 64-35-3
Against Colorado - Nebraska leads the series 46-17-2
Best Record:
Missouri - 12-2 2007
Colorado - 12-2 2001 (not including that fluke nat'l championship)
Nebraska - 1962-2001 2008-present (duh)
Do I need to continue? Ok
Stadiums:
Missouri - Small and sucks (71,004...but never full)
Colorado - Miles above sea level and sucks (53,750...and always filled with drunks)
Nebraska - Awesome, duh (81,067 and growing)
Breath:
Missouri - Awful and smells like rotten meat
Colorado - Awful and smells like ditch weed
Nebraska - Ah, minty fresh
So there. Proof. Stop yammering away on how your team's recent success is the definition of a dynasty. Until you've beaten us year after year after year for 15 or more years like we have against you, it's not worth mentioning.
Plus, you smell.
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